last night i saw two frightening cats, a ghost house, a scottish dwarf that danced around me, a human candy cane and a whole bunch of other scary things. but the scariest thing i saw was myself. i barely said a word all night ’cause i was so busy being scared of myself. today i’ve [...]

pool party still going strong! one of the girls are asleep still (what acid does to you, don’t try this at home) but the rest of us are up and awake. we’re playing pool, drinking bulmers, playing “i’ve never ever” and just having a laugh. some of the fellas had a bbq earlier but i [...]

i’m at this pool party and everyone’s on fucking acid.
- what’s your favorite colour at the moment?
- HAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHHA
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- take a look at that lamp
- HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA
yeah, fucking hilarious. haha.

it’s raining and the summer’s over and as much as i enjoy walking around wearing about nothing, i’m pleased that the fall is on its way. i can’t wait to stay in wearing massive jumpers, drinking shit loads of tea and reading out loud to anna. for some reason it’s so much easier to stay [...]

when my nan was here she really reminded me about who i am and where i’m from. i’m shit compared to everyone else but also, i’m so much more than everyone else. jennifer lopez sang i’m still jenny from the block. if it was me, i would’ve sung i’m still sandy the chav.
but what difference [...]