Archive for the ‘FLAT QUOTES’ Category

the house lion

do you remember my insane flatmate ellie from clarence road, the one with all the animals? i just told her i’m moving to south africa.
sandy: yes, me and jana are going back to her hometown!
ellie: OMG AMAZING!!!! you can have a pet lion!
HAHA. sometimes i really miss the crack den at clarence road.

oh dear

just got back to london, having quality time in the lounge.
sandy: soo i told my mum i’ve lost like a stone so she’d send me some money. only problem she didn’t and now i have to lose a stone.
amy’s bf (still don’t know his name after been living in the same house for 4 months): [...]

149 clarence road

sandy: me and anna were gonna go to the states roadtrippin next year. although obviously now that i got arrested i’m not allowed in for four years.
ellie: really? well i’m allowed in.
sandy: no you’re fucking not? you’ve gotten arrested like ten times the past month!
ellie: yeah but only for stealing. i’m just a thief, they [...]

good things we’ve got our priorities in order

ellie: i got kicked out from uni and they won’t take me back this time. it’s really bad. but more importantly - i’m out of weed.
????!

money, success, fame, glamour

i really feel like going out tonight. still being sober, but going out seeting people. socializing. singing karaoke. having FUN.
sandy: lets go out tonight. i haven’t been out since friday!
anna: what about your date?
sandy: what about him? he’ll be here in an hour, there’s plenty of time for me to fuck him and then go [...]