when i saw the pictures from the last shoot i did for johnnysbird.com i got a complete shock. and realised that i have to take better care of myself. not necessarily for my inner organs (fuck that, seriously - i’m extremely arrogant when it comes to my health, probably because of my mum always being [...]

when i was 14 years old my mum bought a dior vest for 650 quid. without trying it on. and obviously, with her massive fake tits, it didn’t fit what so ever. so she gave it to me. i’ve never used it but i’ve always had it with me thinking “one day i will use [...]

(i look well pissed off, i’m not)
ok you guys. what you’re saying? outfit still to slutty? or do i get away with the slutty boots by wearing a sweater with garfield and a scrunchie? i think it might even be too unslutty. it would look better if i cut the sleeves off but i don’t [...]